sprinklefingers:

a new restaurant in washington dc requires diners to sign contracts upon making a reservation. what? thankfully the fine folks at eater have obtained a copy…

The best restaurants — like Per Se in NYC — make the diners feel as if they are welcome. They don’t make diners feels as if they got lucky to eat at the place. 

All I can say is that there must be something wrong with the water in Washington D.C. Even the restaurants have gone wacko.